MEET HOBBES

the coldest cat breathing — now onchain

Ansem's orange tabby. The tweet that started it all turned a sleepy loaf into a community legend — and this is the fan shrine.

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Hobbes the orange tabby cat sitting
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the coldest cat breathingpet to purr$HOBBESonchain nowAnsem's catcatch the purr

signature move

PET HOBBES

Give the coldest cat a little love. He won't admit he likes it.

Hobbes waiting to be petted

click to pet

pets: 0

Counter resets on refresh — purely for the vibes.

the lore

THE STORY OF HOBBES

Every word here is real. No invented history, no fake birthday — just how the coldest cat became a legend.

01

the tweet that started it

Ansem posts a photo of his orange tabby and asks the timeline to guess the cat's name. Crypto, being crypto, takes the bait — instantly.

02

the name drops: hobbes

The reveal lands with video proof of the chillest cat alive. Just like that, the timeline declares it cat season and a mascot is born.

03

the community builds a shrine

Fans turn the coldest cat breathing into a memecoin mascot. No roadmap promises — just vibes, pixels, and this little corner of the internet.

Hobbes sitting in a loaf position

Peak performance: the loaf. If a cat could shrug in token form, this would be it.

four steps

HOW TO BUY

New to Solana? No stress. From zero to $HOBBES in a few taps.

  1. 01

    Get a Solana wallet

    Install Phantom or Solflare on your phone or browser. It takes a minute and it's free.

  2. 02

    Fund it with SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange (or in-wallet) and send it to your wallet address.

  3. 03

    Open pump.fun & connect

    Head to the $HOBBES coin page on pump.fun and connect your wallet.

  4. 04

    Swap SOL → $HOBBES

    Enter an amount and swap. You can sell back to SOL from the very same screen.

Open pump.fun

Always confirm the contract address yourself before buying. Scammers clone everything.

live data

TRADE / CHART

Real on-chain price action from DexScreener. Nothing here is financial advice.

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no funny business

TOKENOMICS

Standard pump.fun fair launch. No team allocation, no presale, no insider unlocks.

Total supply

1,000,000,000

fixed

Team / Presale

0%

fair launch

Liquidity

Burned

on bond

Ticker

$HOBBES

Solana / SPL

contract address

the catmap

ROADMAP (TONGUE FIRMLY IN CHEEK)

A roadmap for a cat who refuses to follow one. Nothing here is a promise — it's a meme.

Phase 1

Meow

  • Launch on pump.fun
  • Pixel shrine goes live
  • Vibes established
Phase 2

Zoomies

  • Meme army assembles
  • Community takes the wheel
  • Maximum chaos energy
Phase 3

Catnip

  • Listings if they happen
  • Partnerships if they purr
  • No promises, only treats
Phase 4

To the moon

  • Cat tower edition
  • Hobbes naps in orbit
  • Still doesn't care

mini-game

COIN CATCH

Move Hobbes, catch the falling $HOBBES coins. Just for fun — your score lives until you refresh.

Score: 0Best: 0

Catch the purr coins

Move: mouse / touch / ← →

join the litter

COME HANG WITH THE LITTER

The coldest cat has the warmest community. Memes, vibes, and zero financial advice.

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the litter box of questions

FAQ

No. $HOBBES is an unofficial, community-made fan project. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Ansem in any way.

PET THE CAT.
CATCH THE PURR.

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